he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
i out mim tonsoeep
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