love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
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I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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