Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
Randomize
