your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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