I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Randomize
