Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Semen is not good for contacts.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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