If that was your dad, he is hot
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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