How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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