so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
wow bdsm is so cute
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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