He asked me if I "almost moaned"
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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