dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
COCAINE IS GR8
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Randomize
