are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
dude, i woke up naked in her front yard...apparently i tried to leave in the middle of the night, forgot my clothes and decided,"oh heres a nice patch of grass to sleep on" I think god is up there laughing at me.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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