How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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