He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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