So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Randomize
