I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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