"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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