I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
one might say we're banned from that church
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
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