some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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