i don't like sucking hair
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
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