So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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