and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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