i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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