how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
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