The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
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