She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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