then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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