The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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