Plan B is the new Plan A
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Me. At least after what I've been through.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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