did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Randomize
