i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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