Don't you send me to vm
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
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