another moral hangover. fuck.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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