I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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