He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
So apparently I’m into choking now
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