After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
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