We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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