During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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