We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
A+ Viking dick
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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