never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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