you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
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Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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