addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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