11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
Randomize
