Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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