Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
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