My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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