2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
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