This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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