Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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