office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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